Why 11 month olds are kind of like dogs...

I hope this post doesn't offend anyone. Trust me, everything is purely meant to be funny and/or a little satirical.

Why 11 month olds are kind of like dogs:

1. They'll eat anything off the floor.
2. They like to stand right where you want to walk.
3. If you leave food unattended for even a matter of 30 seconds, when you come back in the room it's being devoured:
4. At bath time you get as wet as they do.
5. They eat house plants.
6. When they get into something they're not supposed to (i.e. garbage, compost, or recycling) your whole house knows about it.
7. They chew on stuffed animals rather than play with them.
8. For someone so small they can manage to take up an entire queen bed while sleeping.
9. You feed them from your plate once and that's it, anything you're eating they feel they have entitlement to.

If you have any others to add, feel free to comment :) Have a great day!